Buy-in: 20 min of real Texas Hold'em, chocolate coins6:50
Plates up, phones down, opening credits7:30
Intermission after the poker game — dessert + trivia9:00
Credits, scorecards, vote on next month9:55
♣︎ Scorecard
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♦︎ The Vesper
Bond's own order · makes one
3 measures gin (Gordon's)
1 measure vodka
½ measure Lillet Blanc
Shake hard over ice until ice-cold
Serve in a deep champagne goblet, large thin slice of lemon peel
"A dry martini. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet."
Zero-proof swap: 3 oz non-alcoholic gin, 1 oz chilled tonic, ½ oz white grape juice + 2 dashes orange bitters. Same goblet, same lemon peel, same face when someone asks if you want it shaken or stirred.
♠︎ House rules
Non-negotiable, mostly
Phones face down from the gun barrel to the credits
Talking is allowed only during the poker hands — you'll need it
No spoilers about later Craig films. Vesper is a person tonight, not a drink
Whoever brought the least food shuffles the deck
The host picks the seat; everyone else picks a chair
♥︎ Bond bingo
Sip, snack, or shout — first to five wins the coins
Someone says "Bond. James Bond."
A perfectly good building is destroyed
Bond loses the hand on purpose
M sighs at Bond over a screen
A watch, a car, or a phone gets a loving close-up
Bond orders a drink and doesn't finish it
♣︎ Intermission trivia
Host reads · answers on the right
Who sings the theme, "You Know My Name"?1Chris Cornell
Which Craig Bond film is this in order?1The first, 2006
What card game does the film use instead of the novel's baccarat?2Texas Hold'em